Spoon handles.

Spoons and forks should NOT be manufactured with handles so narrow that they slip through the holes in the silverware basket in a dishwasher, blocking the spinning water sprayer.

Mainiac, you say to me, you should put them in head first, not handle first. Well, I retort, that only works for one or two spoons or forks in each slot. After that they nest against each other (the origin of the cuddling term "spooning") and what you get out of the dishwasher is hot, dirty spoons and forks. When cuddling, if you get something hot and dirty out of it, congratulations. With dishes, not so desirable. The water and detergent cannot get in between the nested silverware. Therefore, it's best to put half the load in handle first, half the load head first. Looser fit. Cleaner utensils.

Now, make the bloody handles wider.